Logical answer to a stupid question

At a meeting with the Prime Minister of Japan, our “stable genius” of a president, asked probably the most stupid question ever asked of a head of state:

Why didn’t Japan warn the US before the attack on Pearl Harbor?

It doesn’t take a genius to know the answer, only someone who has had read anything about WWII.  But, I have rounded up some answers that fit the question…

  1.  Well, DUH.
  2. Why didn’t you warn Iran before attacking them?
  3. Why didn’t Hitler warn Poland?
  4. Are you really THAT stupid?
  5. Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
  6. Have you ever read a single book?

I’m sure you can come up with even more…

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